I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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