return my video game
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
send nudes
from the living room?
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