the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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