I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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