porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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