Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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