apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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