So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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