Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
