I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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