im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
you never un-have a 4some
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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