do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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