good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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