Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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