Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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