So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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