Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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