Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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