Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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