It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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