he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
