I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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