I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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