so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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