I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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