i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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