If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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