Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Everclear isn't food dammit
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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