I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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