That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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