then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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