Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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