i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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