I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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