Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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