Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize