If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
