You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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