it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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