piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
