you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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