so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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