You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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