she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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