Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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