i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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