One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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