i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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