I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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