ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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