He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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