if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I am one with the molecules
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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