i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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