You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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